New White House Press Secretary Announced

In a move clearly designed to reinforce the 'decisive' image of this administration, they have announced the hiring of Palo the mime as the new White House Press Secretary. Palo offers a sharp contrast to former secretary Scott "I'll get back to you" McClellan's approach of avoiding questions, ignoring questions, or simply flat out lying. With Palo, who is an expert pantomimist, it is hoped that the press corp will be so confused by the images he is trying to portray that they will simply follow the Fox news line and report how wonderful everything is. If pantomime fails to confuse them, Palo will simply resort to mimicry of the press corp. If you have ever imitated the monkeys at the zoo, you can surely imagine the chaos that will consume the White House Press Corp once Palo gets started.