Friday, April 28, 2006

Exciting News from the Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings stunned their fan Thursday when they presented their bold new design for the team uniform in a party reminiscent of a NY runway show. As you can see in video of the event, the Viking players 'honored' to be present all shared in the excitement. Red faces and baleful looks aside, all the players shared one thought in common, 'I'm not getting paid enough for this shit'. Considering the average salary of an NFL player, that is quite the statement. Honestly, the Doghouse hasn't seen Vikings so embarrassed to be seen since Eric the Red mistakenly landed on Iceland (I didn't think England was so barren?). However, Viking Fan don't be depressed, as that was not the only news released yesterday. In an attempt to change the image of their players in the media, the Viking organization is proud to announce a new partnership with The Powerpuff Girls. While Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were not available for comment prior to writing this blog, the Vikings are excited to join these fascinating girls in their crime fighting escapades. Stay tuned for more, as inside sources are hinting they may be replacing their offensive coordinator with a famous broadway choreographer.


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