I'm BATMAN!!!

...and the Pirate's ownership is not doing enough to build a winner in Pittsburgh. Michael Keaton had those words before throwing out the opening pitch in the Pirates home opener, wearing a Hines Ward 86 cap. Um, we all love Football Michael but can't you at least 'act' to care about Baseball? Who am I to talk though, I couldn't even tell you who won (unless you are talking about Seattle who has lost three in a row, darn those A's). Pirate's fans, have no fear. Honestly, do you really care what Keaton says? He reportedly even turned down a role as Captain Jack of Pirates of the Caribbean... Maybe if Michael says Beetlejuice three times his career will resuscitate.