Homeland Security, for the under 14 set…

In the news today was the story of the second deputy vice first alternate rainy day nephews press secretary stand in. Proving that the Homeland Security department is not merely another large American bureaucracy, but rather an American bureaucracy with so much time on its hand its’ members have taken to searching for Osama Bin Laden in the Britney Spears chat rooms of the world. Here, these devilishly smart individuals realize that to pierce the disguise of the terrorists, they need to convince them that they are harmless middle aged men working for the department of Homeland Security only looking for cyber and real life sex with young 14 year old girls. If not for the hard work of cyber sex units in Florida, we may have had a shot to penetrate the latest cell of young girl terrorists, but thanks to their actions now we will never know what their latest mall shopping, boy swaping, slumber party plans are.